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1	When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.
2	Am quitting face book to face my books.
3	हकूमत दूसरों के दम पर तो कोई भी कर ले , जो अपने दम पर छा जाए ………. वो हम है
4	I DON’T NEED A HAIR STYLIST, MY PILLOW GIVES ME A NEW HAIRSTYLE EVERY MRNG
5	Facebook is like prison, you write on walls and get poked by people you don’t know.
6	We all r born to die don’t feel more special than me
7	I look at people sometimes and think… Really??? That’s the sperm that won.
8	साले वो सब भी attitude के दीवाने बने जा रहे है … जिन्हे ये भी नहीं पता की attitude में कितने “t” होते हैं
9	People say me bad…..but trust me I am the worst!
10	Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. “Yeah. So is a grenade.”
11	तेवर न दिखाओ तो लोग आँख दिखाने लग जाते हैं
12	Trust me I am a liar.
13	गुस्सा तो मुझे विरासत में मिला है
14	Your intelligence is my common sense.
15	Facebook should have “So What” button!
16	Of course I talk to myself… sometimes I need expert advice.
17	Dear Math plzz grow up & Solve your own problem, I’M tried of for solving them for U..
18	Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…
19	Galileo-Great mind!…Einstein-genius mind!…Newton-Extraordinary mind!….Bill gates-brilliant mind…..ME-Never Mind!.
20	Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them.!!
21	Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurrasic Park.
22	बस इबादत में कमी है ज़नाब , वरना ख़ुदा तो हर जग़ह मौजूद है।
23	If you see me smiling in public, it means I’m laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head
24	Stop writing love quotes on your facebook.. It will hurt you more than you know.
25	This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.
26	सच्चे किस्से शराब खाने में सुने वो भी हाथ मे जाम लेकर, झूठे किस्से अदालत में सुने वो भी हाथ मे गीता-कुरान लेकर…
27	Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.
28	…It’s Not That I Hate You… But Let’s Put It This Way If You Were On Fire And I Had A Gallon Of Water I’d Drink It.
29	Love me or hate me I’m still gonna shine.
30	You can’t compare me to the next girl. Because there is no competition. I’m one of a kind, and that’s real.
31	लोग रिश्ते छोड़ देते है पर बहस नहीं
32	Say it to my face, not through your status!
33	कमाल की मोहब्बत थी उसको हमसे यारों,अचानक ही शुरू हुई और बिन बतायें ही ख़त्म
34	That moment when there’s a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.
35	जिनके दिल  पे चोट लगती है ना दोस्तों वो आंखों से नहीं दिल  से रोते है
36	I’m only responsible for what I say not for what you understand…
37	Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90 year old, the body of a 20 year old, and the energy of a 3 year old.
38	Don’t piss me off then tell me to calm down, that’s like stabbing someone and then asking why they’re bleeding.
39	If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
40	I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.
41	Treat me the way you expect to be treated.
42	हम उन लोगों में से नहीं जो गूगल पर स्टेटस खोजते है ….. मेरा स्टेटस लोग गूगल पर खोजते है
43	बड़ी मंज़िलों के मुसाफ़िर, छोटा दिल नहीं रखते
44	There’s always a person that you hated for no reason.
45	Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status… After 3 it should default to “unstable”.
46	Hated by many, wanted by plenty, disliked by some, confronted by none.
47	हर चीज़ की कीमत समय आने पर ही होती है,मुफ्त में मिलता हुआ ये ओक्सिजन, अस्पताल में बहुत महंगा बिकता है।।
48	ज़िन्दगी बदलने के लिए लड़ना पड़ता है और आसान बनाने के लिए समझना पड़ता है..
49	हम बस Attitude में रहते हैं फिर सामने कोई भी हो भाव कम देते हैं
50	I’m cle’a[ni.ng m’y’ ke]yb36oa;rd.
51	एक सच : आपका सबसे अच्छा दोस्त किसी और जाति से होगा और आपका सबसे बड़ा दुश्मन आपका कोई अपना ही होगा
52	I may not be the best, I may not loved by any one but I am me. That’s what makes me special.
53	A deaf child says “For all of you I am deaf but for me all of you are dumb”. Life have different perspective live the way you want to!
54	Yes, you do have a right to your opinion…And I have a right to mine. And my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously stupid!
55	I thought I wanted a long career, turns out I just wanted cash money.
56	Don’t like my attitude? Report me at whocares dot com
57	फालतू मैं सुनता नही किसी से, चाहे कोई कितना भी खास हो…दब के रहना सीखा नही किसी से, चाहे अगला कितना भी बड़ा बदमाश क्यों ना हो
58	खुशियों का कोई रास्ता नहीं , खुश रहना ही रास्ता है
59	Linda notices that nobody ever says, “It’s only a game” when their team is winning.
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60	A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!
61	Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..
62	Can’t talk, telepathy only!
63	When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!
64	Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.
65	पहले लड़कियाँ अपने नाम में Devi लगाती थीं तो उन्हें पति भी देवता मिलते थे…. अब लड़कियाँ Angel लगाती हैं तो उन्हें पति राक्षस ही मिलेंगे।
66	My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
67	My damn phone doesn’t allow me text or call due to low battery but it has enough battery to keep screaming, “Low battery, Low battery…
68	आदमी कितना भी व्यस्त रहता हो..मगर पास से जाती हुई खूबसूरत लड़की को देखने के लिये वो टाइम निकाल ही लेता है…इसे बोलते है इंसानियत
69	The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
70	On the other hand…you have different fingers
71	If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking
72	Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.
73	People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.
74	Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status.
75	Read books instead of reading my status!
76	AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
77	I hate men but I’m not lesbian.
78	Don’t get a man(\woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.
79	आदमी कभी भी इतना झूठा नही होता …अगर औरते इतने सवाल न करती
80	I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE.
81	I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.
82	When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..
83	I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
84	बिना चॉकलेट दिए जो लड़का लड़कियों के साथ रिलेशन में रह लिया , समझ लो वो बिना petrol के कार भी चला सकता है
85	In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.
86	SI unit of ignorance = “seen”
87	पढाई करो फेल होने से मत ड़रो ….लाईन मारो सेंड़ल पड़ने से मत ड़रो …. प्रपोज करो चप्पल खाने से मत डरो …. क्योंकि गीता मे लिखा है कर्म करो फल की चिन्ता मत करो
88	Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
89	HEY,YOU ARE READING MY STATUS AGAIN??
90	प्यार तो हम दोनों ने किया था मैंने  बहुत किया था और उसने बहुतों से किया था
91	People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
92	Life is Short – Chat Fast!
93	It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.
94	You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it ..
95	Most of the fruits I know now and did not know were existed – Is only because of the shampoo
96	कुछ लडकियाँ अच्छे भले लड़कों को भाई बोलकर ज़िंदा लाश बना देती है
97	I saw a shampoo with the title: “Rich-looking” So I washed my purse ..
98	God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me
99	80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
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100	The best thing in life is finding someone who known all your flaws, mistakes, and weaknesses and still thing you’re completely amazing.
101	I am so much better at text flirting than real flirting.
102	I’m not afraid to fall in LOVE, I’m afraid to fall for a wrong person again.
103	Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
104	I want my first marriage, to be my only marriage with you.
105	Sometimes loneliness is my good friends!
106	When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it’s like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
107	Loneliness is a part of you life. It teaches us that we are not complete in ourselves.
108	Make the most beautiful Mistakes, mine is you.
109	When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
110	Sometimes people have to cry out all their tears, to make room for a heart full of smiles.
111	To me, your perfect.
112	What loneliness is more lonely than distrust?
113	That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting.
114	The greatest pain that comes from love is loving someone you can never have.
115	The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
116	I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.
117	Missing someone is your heart’s way of reminding you that you love them.
118	There’s always that one person, who takes a few minutes to get the joke.
119	I’m slowly giving up.
120	Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
121	It’s sad to be happy alone.
122	If you don’t want to have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice?
123	I like to listen to sad music when I’m sad to make me double sad.
124	A beautiful girl with gorgeous EYES, a hidden world of HURT & LIES.
125	I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode.
126	I’m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
127	If you give up on me, I’m going to give up on me too.
128	I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough.
129	When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.
130	The worst loneliness is not to likes yourself.
131	I will wait till the day I can forget YOU or the day you realize you can’t forget ME.
132	God is really creative, I mean…just look at m!!!
133	ETC – End of Thinking Capacity.
134	It is strange to be known so universally and yet to be so lonely.
135	I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
136	We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
137	Yes, I’m selfish because I will never share you with anyone else.
138	I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
139	Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.
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140	Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.
141	It sucks to be alone, even when there are people all around you.
142	उन्हे हम याद आते है मगर फुर्सत के लम्हों में, मगर ये बात भी सच है की उन्हे फुर्सत नहीं मिलती..
143	I close my eyes and dream of a time when I wasn’t all alone.
144	Hate is like acid.It damages the vessel in which it is stored and destroys the vessel in which it is poured.
145	When You Sit Alone …You Sit With Your Past …
146	My silence is just another word for pain
147	I just want to fall asleep until I don;t miss you anymore.
148	दिल तो करता हैं की रूठ जाऊँ कभी बच्चों की तरह, फिर सोचता हूँ कि मनाएगा कौन….?
149	बारिश‬ K ‪बाद‬ तार पर ‪टंगी‬ ‪आख़री‬ ‪‎बूंद‬ से पूछना, क्या‬ होता है ‪‎अकेलापन‬
150	Sometimes it’s better to be alone. Nobody can hurt you.
151	कट रही है ज़िंदगी रोते हुए, और वो भी तुम्हारे होते हुए…
152	Its very easy to say “Busy” when someone needs you, But its very painful to hear “Busy” when you need someone.
153	You Always Get Hurt The Moment You Begin To Care.
154	Your emotions trouble you only in those things which you call yours.
155	मजबूरियाँ तुम्हारी समझते- समझते सारी बात समझ गए हम
156	लिखना तो ये था कि खुश हूँ तेरे बगैर भी. पर कलम से पहले आँसू कागज़ पर गिर गया..
157	I have to cut because it’s the only way I can smile.
158	I smile not for that I am happy, but sometimes I smile t3o hide sadness.
159	I’m missing something in my life these days.
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160	Your status won’t ever match my status neither in Whatsapp nor in reality.
161	Every Year Thousand People Quit Smoking, By Dying
162	station..
163	Let’s flip a coin, Head you are mine, Tails I’m yours.
164	Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.
165	Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go.
166	I Like it when people look at my status and say “Impressive”.
167	I Was On Diet For 30 Days & All I Lost Was 30 Days.
168	No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks.
169	Silence is a source of great strength.
170	Perhaps I am stronger than I think.
171	It always seems impossible until it’s done.
172	Don’t play with me because I am champion….
173	Maturity is when you learn to “let go”.
174	You aren’t learning anything when you’re talking.
175	Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.
176	All the Rules are made to be a break at the End.
177	Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong. ……
178	A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work
179	Attitude is like underwear. Don’t show it just wore it.
180	Life starts at the end of comfort zone
181	Silence is a source of great strength.
182	70% boy Have GF ,other Have Brain!
183	Set your goals high, and don’t stop till you get there.
184	Life Is Full Of Fake People. Don’t Trust Blindly.
185	Don’t think, just do.
186	Smartness is a perfect beauty.
187	Unity is strength… when there is teamwork and collaboration, wonderful things can be achieved.
188	Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.
189	I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
190	Teaching is the royal road to learning.
191	Life Always goes on with or without you!!!
192	Always respects yourself!
193	Keep moving! Nothing new to read…
194	Behind every successful person, there is a lot of unsuccessful years.
195	You killed what was left of the GOOD in me.
196	You only live once, so do everything twice.
197	I haven’t slept for 7 days because that would be too long.
198	You will never win if you never begin.
199	You only stop learning when you quit.
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200	I am not lucky. I am blessed.
201	I learned to GIVE not because I have much but because I know exactly how it feels to have NOTHING
202	People don’t care for you when you are alone, they just care for you when they are alone.
203	काश सूरज की भी बीवी होती तो उसे थोडा तो कंट्रोल में रखती ????
204	Aspire to inspire before you expire
205	Kidnapping? I prefer the term “surprise adoption”
206	Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it. Don’t need it.
207	God made us Best Friends, Because he knew our Mom couldn’t handle us as Brothers.
208	Every burden is a blessing for me.I am Me and I won’t change for anyone!
209	I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
210	I Never dreamed about the success I worked for it.
211	I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
212	I’m too lazy to stop being lazy
213	I fell in love with you. Not for how you look, just for who you are. (Although you look pretty great too)
214	I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
215	एक चिड़ा था…एक चिड़ी थी….. दोनों की शादी हो गयी और…वो चिड़चिड़े हो गए।
216	कुछ मोहब्बतें इसलिए भी जुदा हो जाती हैं क्योंकि ,11th क्लास पहुँचते ही मैथ्स, बायो और कॉमर्स अलग अलग हो जाते हैं
217	You can do anything, but not everything.
218	Strength and growth come only through continuous effort and struggle.
219	Live life to EXPRESS not to IMPRESS
220	One “BAD” meal won’t make you fat. Just like…. one “GOOD” meal won’t make you skinny.
221	To be trusted, you must be honest.
222	Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow.
223	I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated not to do anything.
224	जिस दिन वो मेरी सलामती की दुआ करती है…उस दिन गोल्ड फ्लैक भी जेब में टूट जाती है….
225	To live a creative life, we must lose your fear of being wrong.
226	I am only good at hiding my feelings
227	परम सत्य : कितनी भी mountain dew पीयो पर डर तो दारु पीने से ही दूर होता है.. ????
228	जैसे ही बीवी कहती है सोच रही हूँ मायके हो आऊँ . .टिंडे की सब्जी भी पनीर लगने लगती है।।
229	I’M Like Monday. Nobody Likes Me.
230	I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.
231	आज कल whatsapp पर वो लोग Admin बने हुऐ हें जो स्कूल टाइम में दो दो घण्टे मुर्गा बना करते थे ।
232	हे भगवान भले मुझे साउथ के हीरो जैसी ताकत मत दे, पर उनकी होरोइन जैसी GF दिला दे ????
233	Service is the rent we pay to live
234	Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you…
235	Work until you don’t have to, introduce yourself.
236	However good or bad a situation is, it will change
237	शराब और मेरा कई बार ब्रेकअप हो चुका है; पर कमबख्त हर बार मुझे मना लेती है।
238	You can do anything, but not everything.
239	You only live once, so do everything twice.
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240	It Broke My Heart Into More Pieces Than My Heart Was Made Of, Why Can’t People Say What They Mean At The Time?
241	You may be someone to the world but you are the world for someone. ♥
242	Don’t Promise When You’re Happy, Don’t Reply When You’re Angry, And Don’t Decide When You’re Sad.
243	If you expect something in return, It’s called business, not love.
244	I dont want to be your whole life, just your favorite part
245	I Can Forgive You For Leaving, But Not For Coming Back.
246	You looking most amazing,wonderful,fantastic,smart,charming, dazzing…
247	Comment “I love you” in your language
248	Sometimes You Just Need To Distance Yourself From People. If They Care, They’ll Notice. If They Don’t, You Know Where You Stand.
249	Roz sochta hun tumhe bhool jaun, Roz, yahi baat bhool jata hun.
250	Jab mein rooth jau to tum muje mana lena, Kuch mat kehna bas sine se laga lena…!!
251	Meri Zindgi bigaad di tumne.. Apne lamhe sanwarne ki laye..!!
252	The Worst Thing A Girl Can Do Is Trail After A Boy When A Love Affair Is Dead.
253	Relationships Should Be Built On Trust And Truth.
254	Relationships Are All About Trust And Equality. If One Person Shares, Then The Other Person Should Share, Too.
255	Sirf tune hi mujhe apna na samjha, Zamana to aaj bhimujhe tera diwana kehta hai..
256	दुनियाँ में इतनी रस्में क्यों हैं, प्यार अगर ज़िंदगी है तो इसमें कसमें क्यों हैं, हमें बताता क्यों नहीं ये राज़ कोई, दिल अगर अपना है तो किसी और के बस में क्यों है
257	लगता है इक बार फिर मोहब्बत हो ही जाएगी, रात फिर खाव्ब में खुद को मरते देखा है.
258	A life without love, is no life at all
259	Bees love honey…people love money…but I LOVE YOU
260	People Break Up. It’s Just The Way Things Are. And You Can’t Dwell On What Might Have Been. You Have To Look At What Is.
261	मेरी ज़िन्दगी के “तालिबान” हो तुम बेमक़सद तबाही मचा रखीहै
262	I Hope You Never Think About Anything As Much As I Think About You.
263	जरा सी जगह छोड देना अपनी नीदो मै, क्योकि आज रात तेरे ख्बाबो मै हमारा बसेरा होगा.
264	Be Strong Enough To Stand Alone, Smart Enough To Know When You Need Help, And Brave Enough To Ask For It.
265	I always pray to God to tie us in a sacred knot so that we spend each and every moment together.
266	There’s No Such Thing As A Perfect Relationship. It’s About Finding Someone Who Matches You And Will Go Through Everything Without Giving Up.
267	You Fall In And Out Of Love, But When You Really Love Someone, It’s Forever.
268	Men Who Want To Get Married Propose. You Don’t Need To Read The Signs. They Propose And That’s The Sign.
269	I don’t know if I like you or love you, want you or need you, all I know is I love the feeling I get when I’m near you.
270	Falling in love is easy, but staying in love is very special
271	Every friendship dosen’t change into love but every love begins with friendship.
272	Never Explain Yourself. Your Friends Don’t Need It And Your Enemies Won’t Believe It.
273	Rule Of Life. If You Bother To Ask Someone’s Advice, Then Bother To Listen To It.
274	Words Never Mean What We Want Them To Mean.
275	लेकर के मेरा नाम मुझे कोसती तो है … नफरत में ही सही पर मुझे सोचती तो है…
276	DON’T JUDGE SOMEONE’S ATTITUDE UNTIL YOU’VE FELT THEIR PAIN.
277	I Hope That One Day You Will Have The Experience Of Doing Something You Do Not Understand For Someone You Love.
278	I Hope You Never Think About Anything As Much As I Think About You.
279	It Broke My Heart Into More Pieces Than My Heart Was Made Of, Why Can’t People Say What They Mean At The Time?
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280	Attitude is like underwear- don’t show it just wore it
281	I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.
282	Never explain yourself, Your real friends don’t need it, & Your enemies Won’t believe it..
283	Oye तू तेरे ATTITUDE की फोटो खींच कर OLX पे बेच दे, क्योंकि पुरानी चीज हमें पसंद नहीं
284	Hath pe ghadi koyi bhi Bandhi ho…. Lekin waqt apna hona chahiye”
285	I enjoy when people show Attitude to me coz it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
286	I am not a Nerd, I m just smarter than you..
287	अकड़ उतनी ही दिखाना जितनी तेरी औकात हैं।
288	Waiting for Wi-Fi network.
289	When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
290	I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.
291	Please don’t get confused between my personality and my attitude.
292	Hakuna Matata!!! – The great motto to live life…
293	The biggest slap to your enemies is your success
294	Before you judge me make sure that you’re perfect.. ??
295	There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS, so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE.,.
296	Your Whatsapp status say’s online…If your online then why aren’t you texting me
297	AττiTυdΣ‬ तो ‪अपना‬ भी ‪‎खतरनाक‬ है ,जिसे‬ भुला ‪दिया‬ SO ‪‎भुला‬ दिया,फिर‬ एक ‪ही‬ शब्द ‪याद‬ रहता है,Wнo are U ?
298	I’m not changed it’s just I grew up and u should try too.
299	If you obey all the rules, you’ll miss all the fun.!!!
300	Don’t make a girl fall for you if you have no intention of catching HER.
301	If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’..
302	Never makes promises that you can’t keep.
303	People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger…
304	Silence is the best answer to a Fool
305	May my enemies live a long life to see my success.
306	I don’t have an attitude, Just a personality that you can’t handle.
307	I’m not virgin, my life fucks me everyday.
308	Beauty is skin deep but attitude is to the bone
309	When someone says: u are UGLY TELL them oh sorry I was trying to look like you!!
310	I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.
311	The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.
312	If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I’m the worst.
313	I loved a girl & she broke my heart. Now every piece of my heart love different girls. People called it flirt that’s not fair…
314	Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …
315	I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.
316	Maana ki teri ek aawaj se bhid ho jati hai, Lekin hum bhi kuch kam nhi, Hmari ek aawaj se puri bhid bikhar jati hai.
317	If you don’t like my attitude then stop talking to me.
318	Only surround yourself with people who will lift you Higher.
319	People like me – Great, People Don’t like me- Great, As long as i like myself that’s all that matters.
	Short Status For Whatsapp
320	Never lose your sense of wonder.
321	Do fish get thirsty?
322	It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.
323	Don’t grow up, it’s a trap.
324	I Wish My Parents Were Like Google..They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.
325	You are my best reason to lose sleep.
326	Rose is red, sky is blue, my love is true only for you.
327	I never dreamed about success. I worked for it.
328	Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it a meaning.
329	Love is the other NAME Of Respect, if you can’t Respect your loved One then you don’t deserve to be loved.
330	Don’t copy my status.
331	If some one hate you without reason then Give the reason to him..!
332	I love you more than stars in the sky and fish in the sea.
333	No guts, no glory, no brain, same story
334	I’d far rather be happy than right.
335	Every love story is beautiful, But ours is My Favorite!
336	Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind.
337	Well, that’s an evil smile.
338	Love doesn’t need a reason. Pure Love will come from the heart without reason. And stay every season.
339	I tried being like you, my personality didn’t like it.
340	Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude.
341	Let’s flip a coin, Head you are mine, Tails I’m yours!
342	Where words fail, music speaks.…
343	Be a warrior, not a worrier.
344	I Can’t See Myself Without You.
345	When Sum One Hates You for no reason.. Give them a reason.
346	I am multi talented, i can talk and piss you off at the same time.
347	Status is loading…
348	I hate when people look at my status and say ‘Its Bakwas’.
349	A loving heart is the truest wisdom.
350	I was reminded that my blood type is Be Positive.
351	Readers are plentiful: thinkers are rare.
352	Things take time so just be patient.
353	I earn a lot, but get little.
354	I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
355	Peace begins with a smile.
356	You fall in love, you get hurt. That’s life.
357	Stop the world, I want to get out!
358	Save water – Drink beer!
359	Tell the truth and then run.
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360	It’s sad to be happy alone.
361	!Its better to be lonely then, to be played by Bad people.
362	दर्द हैं दिल में पर इसका ऐहसास नहीं होता… रोता हैं दिल जब वो पास नहीं होता… बरबाद हो गए हम उनकी मोहब्बत में… और वो कहते हैं कि इस तरह प्यार नहीं होता…
363	कभी न कभी वो मेरे बारे में सोंचेगी ज़रूर.. के हासिल होने की उम्मीद भी नही थी, फिर भी वफ़ा करता था !!
364	अखबार तो रोज़ आता है घर में, बस अपनों की ख़बर नहीं आती.
365	BEING IGNORED, worst feeling ever.
366	I’m not afraid to fall in LOVE, i am afraid to fall for a wrong person again.
367	होता अगर मुमकिन, तुझे साँस बना कर रखते सीने में,तू रुक जाये तो मैं नही, मैं मर जाऊँ तो तू नही.
368	मरने के नाम से जो रखते थे मुँह पे उँगलियाँ ….. अफ़सोस वही लोग मेरे दिल के क़ातिल निकले…..
369	हम‬ भी ‪‎किसी‬ की ‪दिल‬ की ‪हवालात‬ में ‪‎कैद‬ थे..!! फिर‬ उसने ‪‎गैरों‬ के ‪‎जमानत‬ पर हमें ‪ रिहा‬ कर दिया..!!  …
370	I just want to fall asleep until I don’t miss you anymore.
371	अजीब कशमकश है जान किसे दें। वो भी आ बैठे और मौत भी।
372	There is no hurt in this world worse than feeling like they just doesn’t give a F..bad..!
373	तकलीफ ये नही की किस्मत ने मुझे धोखा दिया, मेरा यकीन तुम पर था किस्मत पर नही..
374	Wafa ka naam na lo yaro, wafa dil ko dukhati hai.. Wafa ka naam lete hi ek bewafa ki yaad aati hai!!
375	The most painful memory is that.. when I walked away and you let me go.
376	वो रोया तो बहुत होगा खाली कागज़ देख कर.. ज़िन्दगी कैसी बीत रही है.. उसने पूछा था ख़त में…
377	Everybody knows that something’s wrong but nobody knows that what’s going on.
378	अफ़सोस होता है उस पल जब अपनी पसंद कोई ओर चुरा लेता है.. ख्वाब हम देखते है.. और हक़ीक़त कोई और बना लेता है.
379	Auron se to umeed ka rishta bhi nahi tha.,Tum itne badal jaoge socha bi nai tha..
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380	Yes I am smiling and you’re not the reason anymore.
381	I’m cool but Summer made me hot!
382	Don’t judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.
383	Silence is the best response to a fool.
384	A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.
385	Please don’t get confused between my my attitude and personality!
386	Dont like me? Cool, I dont wake up every day to impress YOU.
387	It’s not an attitude, it’s the way I am.
388	Friend: I’m so over him! Me: Cool, let’s go get a soda. Friend: HE DRANK SODA….
389	Apni to bass ek hi wish hai… Ser pe Taaj.. Sath me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raajjj !!
390	I’m the dude with cool attitude
391	Life is too short Don’t waste it updating status!
392	If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
393	Every people is a intelligent, When he work Hard!
394	I do not get drunk- I get awesome.
395	I’m jealous my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs
396	Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.
397	Sitting at home: Oh cool it’s raining. Sitting at school: HOLY CRAP! LOOK, IT’S RAINING!
398	I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can’t handle.
399	My life my rules. _|_
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400	Meluguvarthi’ku Uyir koduka uyir vittathu thee’kuchi, Athai Ninaithu Ninaithu urukiyathu Meluguvarthi, That is LOVE
401	ஒன்றே செய், நன்றே செய், இன்றே செய்.., வெறும் ஸ்ட்டேட்ஸ் அப்டேட் மட்டும் செய்யாதே
402	அண்டவா, நா எனக்கு எதையுமே கேக்கல, எங்க அம்மாவுக்கு ஒரு நல்லா சூப்பர் பிகுரே மறுமகலா அக்கிறு
403	Ovvundrai Thirudugirai Thirudugiraai, Yaarukkum Theriyaamal Thirudugiraai.
404	Kannil oru minnal, mugathil oru sirippu, sirippil oru paasam, Paasathil oru nesam, nesathil oru ithayam, antha ithayathil en iniya friend nee.
405	Kathal enbuthu nvaanavill poa oru murai vandhuvandhu vittu maraiandhu vidum aanal natpu enbathu vaanathai pola endrum maraiyaathu nam natpai pola…
406	Veruppavarkal Yaraga Erunthalum, Neasippavarkal Namaga Eruppom..
407	Adi Pichipoo Unna Paarthappo Vaarthai Varlaa Unna Varnikka Thaan
408	பழமையைப் பற்றி ஒன்றுமே தெரியாமல் புதுமையைச் சிறப்பாகப் படைக்க முடியாது
409	வாடி புள்ள வாடி உன்ன மட்டும் நெனச்சு இருக்கேன் என் நெஞ்சுக்குள்ள
410	En uyiril paathi un unarvil kalanthathu..un unarvil pathi en ninaivil kalanthathu..
411	Natpu enbadhu idhayam-pola namaku theriyamal namakaga thudikum…
412	Unnalae Uyir Vazhgiraen, Unakaga Penne, Uyir Kaathal Nee Katinaal, Maravene Penne.
413	“Yaraium purinthu kondu nesi….!” “Nesitha pin purinthukolla muyarchikathey” “Vali unaku mattum illai nee nesitha idayathukum than.!”
414	True line: Sirikum bothu vazhkaiyai rasika mudiyum… aanal, Azhum bothu than vazhkaiyai purinthu kolla mudiyum that’s life…
415	Aandava! Enakunnu na ethayume keakala.. En ammaku super figure-ah oru marumagala thana keaten.
416	Pengal athigam kelvi keatpavargal enpathai owaiyarin peyaril irunthe ariyalam. HOW? WHY? Yaar?
417	“பொய் சொல்லி கலட்டி விடறது பொண்ணுக பாலிசி பொய் சொல்லியாவது pickup பண்றதுதான் பசங்க பாலிசி”
418	En Idhayam Endra Thandavaalathi Rail Pola Odukirathu Un Ninaivugal.
419	Vaalkayil thadumari kondu irupadhai vida, Oru murai vilundhu eluvadhu sirandadhu.
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420	I love U more than stars in the sky & fish in the sea.
421	In your smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.
422	I want to be in your arms, where you hold me tight and never let me go.
423	Ek gujarish hai tujhse zara ruk k barasna,,,Aa jaaye jab mera mehboob to phir jamm k barasna
424	तेरे दिल  में मेरी साँसों को पनाह मिल जाये,तेरे इश्क में मेरी जां फ़ना हो जाय.
425	The person who truly loves U will never let U go whatever the situation is.
426	बहुत भीड़ है मोहब्बत के इस Shehar में, एक बार जो बिछड़ा, वो दोबारा नहीं मिलता..
427	Aap lehro ko to nhi rokh sakte lekin terna sikh sakte hai. !!
428	Perfect love casts out all fear.
429	You left me? Fine! But don’t love somebody else in front of me.
430	The madness of love is the greatest of heaven’s blessings
431	Can I borrow a kiss… I promise I’ll give it back.
432	Love is That Which can not see the Religious, Caste, Rich, Poor .in life..
433	Kiss me, & U will see stars, Love me and i will give them to you.!!
434	Loving you is like breathing – so effortless, so natural. And so essential to life.
435	Ansu humari ankho ki kaad me thai,Bas teri yaad aye or inhe zamanat mil gai…
436	Love isn’t complicated, people are.
437	Bas itni c umar k talbadar hai,,na maru tere pehle, na jiu tere bad !!
438	Bujdil hai wo log jo mohhabat nhi karte,,,bahot hausla chahiye barbad hone k liye !!
439	होंठ तो मेरे है,पर मुस्कान  तुम्हारी क्यों हे,,लब्ज़ तो मेरे हे..!फिर उन पर बातें तुम्हारी क्यों हे ?
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440	Goes on Silent Mode Please….DND
441	Hey There! I Am Using your Girlfriend.
442	दीवार में चुनवा दिया है सब ख्वाइशों को….. अनारकली बन कर बहुत नाच रही थी मेरे सीने पर
443	शिकवा तकदीर का ना शिकायत अच्छी, खुदा जिस हाल मे रखे वही जिंदगी अच्छी
444	HEARTLESS begins.
445	LIFE is Just A GAME Without Any RULES.
446	I only Respect People who Deserve to be Respected.
447	I don’t hurt others because I know how it feels.
448	I Have So Much of You in My Heart.
449	ना जाने कौन से गुनाह कर बैठे हैं। … जो तमन्नाओं की उम्र में तज़ुर्बे मिल रहे हैं।
450	दवा जब असर ना करे, तो नज़रें उतारती है माँ …… ज़नाब, ये हार कहाँ मानती है
451	Not Every time you needed to Hold onto Someone.
452	इंसान तो हर घर में पैदा होता है पर इंसानियत कहीं -कहीं ही जनम लेती है।
453	The Only things work is “TRY”.
454	He’s not perfect But he’s all I want.
455	Tujhe Bhulau Bhi To Kaise,Meri I.D Ka Password Hai Tu..!!!
456	U n ME are like TOM n JERRY….jhagadte bhi bahut hai…per EK DUSRE ke bagair REH b nhi sakte..
457	लफ्ज़ बीमार से पड़ गये है आज कल…..एक खुराक तेरे दीदार की चाहिए
458	They WATCH They HATE Than They COPY.
459	Boys too need Brain to understand girls heart.
	Whatsapp Status Funny
460	Cigarette chodna sabse asan h- main hazaro baar chhod_ chukka hu…!!
461	Fact: Ph on silent mode- 10 Missed call..Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!
462	I live in a world of fantasy, so keep ur reality away from me!
463	I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them
464	Always respects your self!
465	Wife: I have changed my mind. Husband: Does the new one now work?
466	Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. & Boys use photoshop to show their creativity…
467	Etc Meaning – End of Thinking Capacity..
468	Drunk people run on Red Light…, Normal people wait for them to turn green.!
469	No I didn’t trip …The floor looked like …it needed a hug!.
470	High Power Come ,with High voltage Current!
471	Hmmm…..Don’t copy my status.
472	Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman…
473	I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode…
474	when nothing seems right then go left…
475	I don’t drink alcohol! but Feel Awesome..
476	जितना दीमाग लड्कियाे में होता है…! उतना तो Mera खराब रहता है…
477	Alcohol will give different, type of power!..
478	if I am wired with you then I like you..
479	Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
	Cute Whatsapp Status For Girls
480	रूठों को मनाना और गैरों को हँसाना हमें पसंद नहीं
481	When a girl says, “I`m done,” it really means, “fight for me.
482	देख भाई … Status मत देख… कुछ नहीं मिलेगा
483	दिलवाले इस दुल्हनिया को afford नहीं कर पाएंगे
484	तू मेरे साथ नहीं , तो कोई बात नहीं ,शहज़ादी रोये तेरे लिये , तेरी इतनी औकात नहीं
485	A girl should be like a Butterfly…. Pretty to see and hard to catch….
486	A girl may not be the queen to her boyfriend or husband, but she will always be a princess to her DAD
487	I may not be the best, but I know that I am not like the rest…
488	Girls are like police. Even when they get a hold of all the evidence, they still want to hear the truth from you.
489	If you don’t want your heart to be easily broken, don’t let yourself be easily taken.
490	I m beautifully broken ..perfectly imperfect… beautiful in my flaws… altogether I m a beautiful disaster
491	When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke…..
492	A GIRL is the most beautiful part of Gods creation.
493	हाथ पर घड़ी कोई भी बँधी हो , लेकिन वक़्त अपना होना चाहिए
494	मुझे MakeUp की जरूरत नहीं ,क्योंकि मुझे मेरी स्माइल ही क्यूट बना देती है
495	ज़िन्दगी की एक यही तमन्ना है , तुम मेरी सारे बातें मानो और मैं तुम्हारी एक भी नहीं
496	On average, women say 7,000 words per day while men manage just over 2,000 words.
497	If a man expects his wife to be an angel in his life, Then he should first create a heaven for her.
498	Be a lady with class.. a girl with nature and a bitch with attitude…
499	chatting को setting मत समझ , friendly हूँ , flirty नहीं
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500	Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my whatsapp status….
501	I am not a Nerd, I m just smarter than you..
502	Man ask a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that girl… , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”!
503	Real relationship is that in which we fight love trust each other.!
504	There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS, so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE.,.
505	Silence is the best answer to a Fool
506	Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …
507	Beauty is skin deep but attitude is to the bone
508	Brain is Intelligent ! Why not have Everyone…
509	I don’t have an attitude, Just a personality that you can’t handle
510	It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miracously we live.
511	I am just limited edition Person..!!
512	Before your judge me, Make sure you are Mr. perfect.
513	Don’t make a girl fall for you if you have no intention of catching HER.
514	People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger…
515	Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …
516	I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk…
517	I don’t care what people think or say about me!..
518	Never explain yourself, Your real friends don’t need it, & Your enemies Won’t believe it..
519	If you don’t like my attitude then stop talking to me.
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520	Humne toh kisi ko nahi kiya begana, Jiska dil bhrta gya wo hume chhodta gaya
521	Sad feeling is mute reminder of what is really important in our life.
522	जुबां तीखी हो तो खंजर से गहरा जख्म देती है, और मीठी हो तो वैसे ही कत्ल कर देती है.
523	The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain.
524	Oh I’m sorry, I forgot I only exist when you want something from me
525	The only thing more shocking than the truth are the lies people tell to cover it up
526	प्यार करो तो सच्चा…….वरना ‘ALONE ‘ ही अच्छा !
527	लुट लेते है अपने ही वरना, गैरों को कहां पता इस दील की दीवार कहां से कमजोर है.
528	नहीं मिला कोई तुम जैसा आज तक, पर ये सितम अलग है की मिले तुम भी नही.
529	Theres no point in crying, the tears wont bring you back to me
530	Sometimes what you don’t say is more powerful than what you do say
531	टूटे मक़ान वाला, दिल में ताजमहल रखता हूँ, बात गहरी मगर अल्फ़ाज़ सरल रखता हूँ.
532	One of the worst things that can happen to a person is to be forgotten by someone they will never forget
533	सुना है आज उस की आँखों मे आसु आ गये, वो बच्चो को सिखा रही थी की मोहब्बत ऐसे लिखते है.
534	I just wanna run away… Run away from all of my problems and pain and never come back… Because i don’t think anyone would miss me
535	उनको समझो जिन्दगी , उनको समझो प्यार , धड़के  दिल जिसके लिए, एक पल में सौ सौ बार.
536	Two barrels of tears do not heal a bruise.
537	The sad part isn’t that we never talk, its that we used to talk everyday
538	Chhodo na yaar kya rkha h sunne or sunane me, Kisi ne kasar nahi chhodi dil dukhane mein..!!!
539	I know my silence and my tears will heal my pain one day
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540	I will kill you with my awesomeness…
541	I am crazy and hyper but that is 2 reasons why I am lovable
542	I’m so awesome that I wish I could be you, just so I could hang out with me!
543	The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.
544	प्यार में दुनियाँ खुबसूरत लगती है, दर्द में दुनियाँ दुश्मन लगती है। तु मेरी जिन्दगी में हो तो, “बिसलेरी” भी साली “किंगफिशर” लगती है।
545	After marriage, the other man’s wife looks more beautiful.
546	दिल की धड़कन का क्या है, बड़ी नाज़ुक सी होती है, बैंक का कैशियर हजार के नोट को दो बार पलट कर देख ले तो भी रुक जाती है
547	They say we learn from our mistakes. So, I’m making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius :-B
548	Bluetooth और girlfriend एक जैसी होती है, पास रखो तो # Connect, दूर रखो तो # New_Device_Found.
549	I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them…
550	पढ़ो पढ़ो, मेरा स्टेट्स पढ़ो, पढ़ेगा इन्डिया तभी तो बढ़ेगा इन्डिया
551	आजकल के हर आशिक की अब तो यही कहानी है, मजनू चाहता है लैला को , लैला किसी और की दीवानी है
552	बदनाम क्यूँ करते हो तुम इश्क को, माल आपका चालु निकला इसमें इश्क का क्या कसूर??
553	I’m soo poor… I can’t even pay attention
554	हर आदमी अपनी जिंदगी में हिरो है, बस कुछ लोगो की फिल्मे रिलीज नहीं होती
555	Nothing is lost until mom can’t find it.
556	जरा सी #बारिश हुई नही कि #अखबार में भीगी लडकियों की, तस्वीरें छपने लगीं जैसे हम लड़के तो #Waterproof पैदा हुए हैं.
557	Single doesn’t always mean available…
558	Once a cheater always a repeater…
559	I wanna be nice but some people are so annoying.
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560	माना की बुरा हु लेकिन, इतना भी नहीं की याद भी न आउ.
561	Don’t See My Status, Appointment is needed..
562	Be yourself, who else is better qualified?
563	I am multi talented, i can talk and piss you off at the same time.
564	सुन पगली हम तो ‪#‎Shauk‬ से ‪#‎Status‬ लिखते है, पर लोगो को सच-मुच का ‪#‎Shock‬ लग जाते है.
565	Not always “Available”.. Try your Luck..
566	ज्यादा ‪#‎Smart बनने की कोशिश मत कर पगले क्योंकि मेरे ‪#‎बाल‬ भी तेरे ‪#‎औकात‬ से लंबे है.
567	The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.
568	Taking revenge is wrong…very very wrong.. But very very fun..
569	I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for
570	मेरे पास ‪#‎Jaanu‬ ‪#‎Baby कहने वाली ‪#‎Gf नहीं है तो क्या हुआ, मेरे पास ‪#‎Raja‬ Beta कहने वाली ‪#‎MAA तो है, जो मुझसे बहोत प्यार करती है
571	Some people just need a High-Five….. On the face… with a chair
572	When Sum One Hates You for no reason……………..Give them a reason.
573	Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
574	तेरे ‪#‎पप्पा‬ से केह दे कभी हमारा ‪#‎इलाक़ा‬ घुमकर देखे, सिर्फ ‪#‎नाम‬ ही काफ़ी है उनके ‪#‎जमाई‬ का.
575	Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you
576	धोखा देने की बात मत कर पगली, यहाँ ‪#‎Wish‬ पूरी ना होने पे लोग ‪#‎भगवान‬ बदल देते है….तो तू क्या चीज है.
577	If some one hate you without reason then Give the reason to him..!
578	I Wish My Parents Were Like Google… They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.
579	दो हाथ से हम पचास लोगों को नही मार सकते, पर दो हाथ जोङ कर हम करोङो लोगों का दिल जीत सकते है.
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580	बाबा म्हणतात राजासारखं जगायचं पण, काय करू राव आईचा अजून राणीला नकार आहे…
581	आधी तुझी आठवण आली कि हसायचो मी… आणि आता? आठवण आली कि रडु येत गं…!!
582	ते जग बदलू शकता असे वाटते की, पुरेसे वेडा आहेत त्यांनी काय आहात.
583	#‎जग‬ जिंकण्यासाठी ‪#‎Attitude‬ नाही# ‪#‎फक्त‬ दोन गोष्टी पूरेश्या आहेत# गोड_स्वभाव आणि ‪#Cute_Smile‬…
584	तो जवळजवळ व्हॅलेंटाईन्स डे आहे आणि मी अद्याप अद्याप स्वत: मिळविण्यासाठी काय माहित नाही
585	गट फोटो चांगले दिसते कोण व्यक्ती नेहमी एक अपलोड आहे. !!
586	आता तर हद्द झाली राव ज्याला #Girlfriend नाही ते पोरग पण #Status टाकतय #I_Miss_U_Pillu अरे पण कोणाचा पिल्लू कुत्र्याच् का मांजरीच…
587	आम्ही साइटवर पुतळे सादर हे सर्वांना आभार मानू इच्छितो . अनेक नाकारले करा आम्ही ते मजेदार आहेत असे मला वाटत नाही , कारण , किंवा ते अवाचनीय आहेत , किंवा ते अयोग्य आणि आक्षेपार्ह आहेत.
588	तुझ्यात आणि माझ्यात कुठे दुरावा आहे …. आठवण तिकडे आणि उचकी इकडे. हाच आपल्या प्रेमाचा मोठा पुरावा आहे
589	बाकीच्या पोरी तर रोज पाहतो.. पण तुझी एकच झलक मनाला वेड लवली आणि मि अजुन वेडाच आहे
590	सुरवात ‘मी’ केली म्हणुन ‘शेवट’ तीला करायचा होता…
591	पोकिमॉन गेममुळे मुंबईत आणखी एक अपघात, गेम खेळता खेळता राज ठाकरे थेट मातोश्रीच्या आत
592	जे मला ओळखतात् ते माझ्या वर कधी शंका घेत नाही … आणि जे माझ्यावर शंका घेतात त्यांनी मला कधी ओळख़लच नाही.
593	मी तरीही फोटो आठवणी आणि नाही फेसबुक प्रोफाइल साठी घेतले होते , तेव्हा ते दिवस लक्षात ठेवा .. !!
594	ज्यांना मी हवाय,ते मला नको आहेत.. आणि जे मला हवेत,त्यांना मी नको आहे…
595	एखादी चांगली गोष्ट मुळीच न करण्यापेक्षा ती कमी प्रमाणात करणे किंवा सावाकाशीने करणे श्रेयस्कर.
596	मैत्री करत तर दिव्यातल्या पानती सारखी करा अन्धारात जे प्रकाश देईल हृदयात अस एक मंदिर करा
597	ते जग बदलू शकता असे वाटते की, पुरेसे वेडा आहेत त्यांनी काय आहात.
598	तुम मुझ से दूर रहकर ख़ुश हो, तो ये बहुत अच्छी बात है … मुझे,अपनी मोहब्बत से ज्यादा, तेरी मुस्कराहट पसंद है
599	ते एकमेकांना प्रेम किती फेसबुक प्रती जगाला दाखविण्यासाठी निश्चित की त्रासदायक दोन
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600	The greatest pleasure in life is doing the things people say U can’t Do it..
601	आज सोचा कि…. कुछ तेरे सिवा सोचूँ ..!!! .अभी तक इसी सोच में हूँ कि क्या सोचूँ ..!!!
602	कभी मतलब के लिए तो कभी बस दिल्लगी के लिए , हर कोई मोहब्बत ढूंढ रहा है अपनी ज़िन्दगी के लिए
603	हिसाब-किताब हम से न पूछ अब, ऐ-ज़िन्दगी…तूने सितम नही गिने,तो हम ने भी ज़ख्म नही गिने..!!
604	कैसे सो जाऊँ मैं सुकून की नींद !! सुकून से सुलाने वालों के तो शव आ रहें हैं ….
605	Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it
606	!Pyar kiya nahi jata pyar to ho jata hai….
607	Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits
608	Aql badam khane se nahi dhake khane se aati hai…!
609	My style is unique don’t copy it!
610	Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life ?
611	Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine
612	Too busy to update a status. 0_o
613	आंसूओ को कह दो कोई और निगाह ढूंढ ले, हम तो अंगारो पे भी मुस्कुरा के चलते है
614	Hum ‘Kimat’ sE nHi ‘Kismat’ Se Mila Krte Hai…
615	वफादारी सीखनी है तो उन लड़कों से सीखिए जिन्होंने वोट भी बीजेपी को दिया है और ऐंटी रोमियो स्क्वॉड के डंडे भी खुद ही झेल रहे हैं
616	My Attitude is “GoD” gift and nobody take it from me.!
617	Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable
618	Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude.
619	Dil Cheer Ke DekH ….TeRa Hi NaaM likha HoGa..
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620	Every love story is beautiful, But ours is My Favorite!
621	Rose is red, sky is blue, my love is true only for you.
622	I just want to be your favorite Hello, and Hardest goodbye.
623	Falling in Love is easy…But staying in Love is very special…
624	Love is what your heart feels, not what your mind thinks.
625	Never give up on someone you love. Great things take time.
626	Love is friendship Set on Fire
627	I love you more than stars in the sky and fish in the sea.
628	The moment i saw you, i fell in love & you smiled because you knew.
629	I’m single because I take relationships seriously
630	Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it a meaning.
631	Love doesn’t need to be perfect.It needs to be true.
632	If love is true …it will always find a way
633	Love doesn’t need a reason. Pure Love will come from the heart without reason. And stay every season.
634	If you want to be TOGETHER. You have TO-GET-HER.
635	Let’s flip a coin, Head you are mine, Tails I’m yours!
636	Love doesn’t hurt, Loving the wrong person does.
637	We can’t be friends ‘Cause I’m still in love with you.
638	Am i just crazy or falling in love?
639	You look past my flaws, and call me beautiful.
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640	Someone is “Driving” since 5 days! I guess he hasn’t reached Dubai!
641	I have no idea what I’m doing.
642	You cannot always make a person laugh, unles you’re a joker
643	I have removed all the unhealthy food from my house. It was delicious.
644	Don’t judge a person without walking a mile in his shoes
645	In exams, we look up for inspiration. Look down in the description and left and right for information.
646	I think I’ve wasted enough time on the Internet for the night, I’ll be back in 10 minutes.
647	New generation – Smartphones & Stupid people.
648	Remember, When the going gets tough… The tough gets going!
649	Me crazy? I should get down off this unicorn and slap you.
650	Don’t browse my phone when I give it for viewing an image.
651	God made every person different, but he got tired by the time he got to China.
652	Someone’s whatsapp status is “Happy” since one month. Living in Paradise, I guess?
653	Someone on his whatsapp status “Sleeping” since 3 days. He’s probably dead.
654	I come. I saw. I made it awkward.
655	Someone writes “Urgent calls only.” Don’t get it… Are you in the police or ambulance service?
656	I finally quit drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.
657	Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is that you’re stupid, and you make a bad decision.
658	Don’t worry about what people think. They don’t do it that often.
659	When you have a serious decision to make, don’t leave it to chance! No! Use the rock, paper, scissors method. Foolproof!
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660	मगर वो एक शख्स ही मेरी आखिरी मोहब्बत है….
661	वो उदासी भर लम्हा —- जब उनके पास आपके इलावा सब के लिए टाइम होता है
662	वो कागज आज भी फुलों की तरहा महकता है जिस मे उसने मजाक मे लिखा था मुजे तुमसे मोहब्बत है….
663	ना रहा करो उदास किसी बेवफा की याद में , वो खुश है अपनी दुनिया में तुम्हारी दुनिया उजाड़ कर
664	ये दुःख , उदासी , आँसुओं को मौत क्यों नहीं आती
665	तमन्नाओ की महफ़िल तो हर कोई सजाता है, पूरी उसकी होती है जो तकदीर लेकर आता है..!!
666	कहाँ पूरी होती है दिल की सारी ख्वाइशें —- कि बारिश भी हो , यार भी हो …. और पास भी हो
667	जा तुझे तेरे हाल पर छोड़ दिया … इससे बेहतर तेरी सज़ा क्या होगी
668	दिन भर भटकते रहते हैं अरमान तुझ से मिलने के न दिल ठहरता है न इंतज़ार रुकता है …
669	ये दिल भी कितना पागल है…हमेशा उसी की फिकर मे डुबा रहता है जो इसका होता ही नही है…
670	बहुत खूबसूरत है ना वहम ये मेरा … कि तुम जहाँ भी हो सिर्फ मेरे हो…
671	किसी को प्यार करना और उसी से प्यार पाना बहुत कम लोगों को नसीब होता है….
672	तुम से बिछड के फर्क बस इतना हुआ … तेरा गया कुछ नहीँ और मेरा रहा कुछ नहीँ…!
673	कितना कुछ जानता होगा वो शख्स मेरे बारे में, मेरे मुस्कुराने पर भी जिसने पूछ लिया की तुम उदास क्यों हो..
674	उसकी एक प्यार भरी मुस्कान देकने के लिए..जब जब उसके शहर क्या चला जाता हूँ…कसम से में महीनो तक सो नही पता हूँ..
675	इश्क ना होने के सिर्फ दो ही तरीके थे,या दिल ना होता या तुम ना होते…
676	दर्द हैं दिल मैं पर इसका ऐहसास नहीं होता… रोता हैं दिल जब वो पास नहीं होता… बरबाद हो गए हम उनकी मोहब्बत मैं… और वो कहते हैं कि इस तरह प्यार नहीं होता…
677	चलो अब जाने भी दो,क्या करोगे दास्तां सुनकर… खामोशी तुम समझोगी नहीं,और बयां हमसे होगी नहीं…!!!
678	ज़िन्दगी में ज़िन्दगी से हर चीज़ मिली…. मगर उनके बाद ज़िन्दगी न मिली॥
679	तेरा नाम था आज किसी अजनबी की जुबान पे… बात तो जरा सी थी पर दिल ने बुरा मान लिया…
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680	ਸੁਭਾਅ ਤੇਰਾ ਬਦਲ ਗਿਆ ਹੈ ਮੇਰੇ ਲਈ, ਲੱਗਦਾ ਤੇਰਾ ਦਿਲ ਕਿਤੇ ਹੋਰ ਲੱਗਣ ਲੱਗ ਗਿਆ
681	ਦਿਲ ਤਾ ਬੜਾ ਕਰਦਾ ਕਿ ਤੇਰੇ ਨਾਲ ਗੱਲ ਕਰਾ .. ਪਰ ਤੇਰੀ ਆਕੜ ਹੀ ਨਹੀਂ ਮੁਕਦੀ….
682	ਇੱਕ ਹੀ ਐਬ ਆ ਸਾਡੇ ਚ ਜਿਹੜਾ ਰੱਬ ਨੇ ਕੁੱਟ ਕੁੱਟ ਕੇ ਭਰਿਆ …ਕੋਈ ਲੱਖ ਮਾੜਾ ਕਰ ਜਏ ਸਾਡੇ ਨਾਲ ..ਪਰ ਸਾਥੋਂ ਨੀਂ ਹੁੰਦਾ…
683	ਦਿਲ ਵਿਚ ਖੋਟ ਨਹੀਂ ਸਿੱਧਾ ਜਿਹਾ ਹਿਸਾਬ ਹੈ , ਜੱਟੀ ਨੀ ਮਾੜੀ ਬਸ ਜ਼ਮਾਨਾ ਹੀ ਖਰਾਬ ਹੈ।
684	ਕੁਝ ਉਸਦੀ ਆਕੜ ਸੀ ਤੇ ਕੁਝ ਮੇਰਾ ਗੁੱਸਾ ਸੀ … ਉਹ ਨਖਰੇ ਕਰਦਾ ਸੀ ਸੁਭਾਅ ਮੇਰਾ ਵੀ ਪੁੱਠਾ ਸੀ
685	ਛੋਟੇ ਸ਼ਹਿਰ ਦੇ ਅਖਬਾਰਾਂ ਵਰਗਾ ਹਾਂ ਮੈਂ, ਦਿਲ ਤੋਂ ਲਿਖਦਾ ਸ਼ਾਇਦ ਏਸੇ ਲਈ ਘੱਟ ਵਿਕਦਾ…
686	ਅਸੀਂ ਖੁਦ ਨੂੰ ਤੇੇਰੇ ਲਈ ਬਦਲ ਲਿਆ ..ਬਦਲੇ ਵਿੱਚ ਤੈਥੋਂ ਪਿਆਰ ਲਿਆ…ਤੂੰ ਸਾਨੂੰ ਬਦਲ ਕੇ ਬਦਲ ਗਈ… ਨੀ ਤੇਰੀ ਅਦਲ ਬਦਲ ਨੇ ਮਾਰ ਲਿਆ.
687	ਦਿਲ ਦਾ ਸੋਹਣਾ ਯਾਰ ਹੋਵੇ ਤਾਂ ਰੱਬ ਵਰਗਾ…ਬਾਹਰੋਂ ਦੇਖ ਕੇ ਕਦੇ ਧੋਖਾ ਖਾਈਏ ਨਾ … ਉਮਰ , ਵਕਤ ਤੇ ਮੌਸਮ ਦੇ ਨਾਲ ਬਦਲਦੇ ਸ਼ਕਲਾਂ ਦੇਖ ਕੇ ਯਾਰ ਬਣਾਈਏ ਨਾ..
688	ਜੋ ਔਕਾਤ ਦੀ ਗੱਲ ਕਰਦੇ ਨੇ….????….ਅੱਜ ਕੱਲ Jio ਸਿਮ ਲੈੰਦੇ ਦੇਖੇ ਨੇ
689	ਜਿਸ ਦਾ ਦਰਦ ਸਿਰਫ ਉਸੀ ਦਾ ਦਰਦ ਬਾਕੀ ਸਬ ਤਮਾਸ਼ਾਈ
690	ਕਿਹੰਦੀ ਪਛਤਾਵੇਂਗਾ ਤੂੰ ” ਮੈਨੂੰ ਪਿਆਰ ਨਾਂ ਕਰ” , ਮੈਂ ਕਿਹਾ ਕਮਲੀਏ ਸਾਰੀ ਉਮਰ ਰੋਵੇਂਗੀ ” ਇਨਕਾਰ ਨਾ ਕਰ “
691	ਜਿਸ ਕੋਲ ਗੱਡੀ ਉਸ ਕੋਲ ਨੱਡੀ … ਬਾਕੀ ਮੇਰੇ ਵਰਗੇ ਖੜੇ ਨੇ ਮੂੰਹ ਅੱਡੀ..
692	ਕਦਰ ਤਾ ਬੰਦੇ ਦੇ ਕਿਰਦਾਰ ਦੀ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਆ… ਕੱਦ ਵਿਚ ਤਾ ਪਰਛਾਵਾਂ ਵੀ ਇਨਸਾਨ ਤੋ ਵੱਡਾ ਹੁੰਦਾ ..
693	ਠੱਗੀ ਠੋਰੀ 22 G ਮਲੰਗ ਮਾਰਦੇ,ਅਸੀਂ bapU  ਦੀ ਕਮਾਈ ਨਾਲ ਡੰਗ ਸਾਰਦੇ .. ਬਾਬੇ ਨਾਨਕ ਦੀ ਕਿਰਪਾ ਨਾਲ ਚੱਲੀ ਜਾਨੇ ਆ,ਕਿਸੇ ਦੇ ਹਰਾਉਣ ਨਾਲ ਨਈਉ ਹਾਰਦੇ…
694	ਦੁਨੀਆਂ ‘ਚ ਬੱਸ ਦੋ ਚੀਜ਼ਾਂ ਮਸ਼ਹੂਰ ਨੇਂ, ਇੱਕ ਤੇਰੇ ਭਾਈ ਦਾ Style ਤੇ ਦੂਜੀ ਤੇਰੀ ਭਾਬੀ ਦੀ Smile
695	ਕਿਹੰਦੀ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਫੇਸਬੁੱਕ Use ਕਰਦੇ ਹੋ ?…ਮੈਂ ਕਿਹਾ ….?? ਕਮਲੀਏ ਅਸੀ ਤਾਂ ਫੇਸਬੁੱਕ ਹੁਣ ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਚ ਕਰਤੀ ਤੂੰ Use ਦੀ ਗੱਲ ਕਰਦੀ ਹੈ
696	ਤੁਸੀਂ ਕਿਸੇ ਇਨਸਾਨ ਦਾ ਦਿਲ ਬੱਸ ਓਦੋਂ ਤੱਕ ਦੁਖਾ ਸਕਦੇ ਹੋ, ਜਦੋਂ ਤੱਕ ਉਹ ਤੁਹਾਨੂੰ ਪਿਆਰ ਕਰਦਾ ਹੈ!
697	ਇਸ ਦਿਲ ਦੀਆਂ ਸਾਰੀਆਂ ਲਾਈਨਾਂ ਵਿਅਸਤ ਹਨ  ਕਿਰਪਾ ਕਰਕੇ ਅਗਲੇ ਜਨਮ ਵਿੱਚ ਟਰਾਈ ਕੀਤਾ ਜਾਵੇ
698	ਸਾਡੀ ਮਾੜੀ ਮੋਟੀ ਗੱਲ ਨੂੰ ਤੁਸੀ ਚੱਕੀ ਜਾਦੇਂ ਓ…ਰੀਸ ਵੀ ਸਾਡੀ ਈ ਕਰਦੇ ਓ ਤੇ ਸਾਡੇ ਤੋਂ ਹੀ ਮੱਚੀ ਜਾਦੇਂ ਓ…
699	ਪੈਸੇ ਦਾ ਸਭ ਤੋਂ ਯਾਦਾ ਘਮੰਡ ਉਸਨੂੰ ਹੀ ਹੁੰਦਾ ਹੈ ਜਿਸਨੇ ਧੋਖੇ ਨਾਲ ਪੈਸਾ ਕਮਾਇਆ ਹੋਵੇ।
	Best Whatsapp Status Ever
700	I am… stubborn, and I admit it, so it’s OK.
701	No matter how good you are, you can always be replaced.
702	Girls lie, boys forgive. Boys lie, girls leave.
703	The worst distance between two people is misunderstanding.
704	I am not fat, I am just. Easier to see.
705	Life Is Full Of Fake People. Don’t Trust Blindly.
706	I’m not perfect, I am original.
707	God made every person different, He just got tired by the time he got to china.
708	Dry fruits are just fruits that have become senior citizens.
709	I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide
710	Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.
711	I am more afraid of leaving my phone unlocked around my family than I am of dying
712	I don’t need therapy, I need a hug
713	You don’t need a silver fork to eat good food.
714	Be smarter than your smartphone
715	Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back
716	THINK – It’s not illegal yet
717	I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.
718	When I was Born DEVIL said ohh shitt… competition
719	The best way to predict your future is to create it.
	Love Whatsapp Status
720	I love my life because it’s you.
721	My love for you is a journey, starting at forever and ending at never.
722	The heart that loves stays always young.
723	Love Doesn’t Make The World Go Round. Love Is What Makes The Ride worthwhile
724	You can’t find love. Love is something that finds you
725	I want to run away with you. Where there is only you and me
726	True love has a habit of coming back.
727	Cute lady needs cute boy and I’m here for the same.
728	I’ll love you until the day after forever.
729	Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”
730	Happiness is falling asleep next to you and waking up thinking I’m still in my dreams.
731	You’re the ping to my pong.
732	I want vitamin “U”.
733	Love is more than my life and my love is you.
734	If I could be anything I would be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek and die on your lips.
735	I love my life because it gave me you I love you because you are my life
736	Love is like the sun which coming out from the clouds and warming your soul.
737	People build wall’s not to keep others out But to see who cares enough to break them down.
738	Fall in love not in line.
739	Love is not about possession, Love is about appreciation
	Cute Whatsapp Status
740	I don’t mind waiting for you, because you’re worth it.
741	When you can’t change things in your life, move on
742	Love is blind and therefore I don’t need eyes to see your beauty
743	There is a lovely person between Y and I on keyboard… Just look the Keyboard..
744	Every day I look at the keyboard, and I always see U and I together.
745	To build a beautiful house, you need to know how to live in it beautifully
746	Whenever I search for love, I end up finding you
747	Always Stay positive and you will see beautiful things happening in your life.??
748	I never really think of future because I already have you by my side
749	Mood swings, insomnia and memory loss are few symptoms that tell me I am in love with you.
750	I am always there by your side when you make mistakes because I know you’re trying
751	Love is blind and therefore I dont need eyes to see your beauty.??
752	Life is a party, but without you there is no reason to celebrate
753	You’re the last thing on my mind before I fall asleep
754	When you truly care about someone, you don’t really care about their flaws
755	The moment I want to be with you, When I close my eyes.
756	Happiness is what happens when you do what your heart wants to
757	The best music in the world is someone’s heartbeat beating for you
758	You are my angel that gives me the wings to fly high in the cloud..
759	Time can never change my feelings for you
	Best Whatsapp Status In Hindi
760	Jis din apna eka chalega …us din to badsha kya_ badsha ka bap bhi apna gulam hoga..!!
761	Mehfil me Baat Un ki Hoti hai _Jin me koi to Baat Hoto hai…
762	Meri Soch aur Meri Pahechan, Dono hi teri aukaat se bahar hai.!!
763	Baat aakhon ki suno dil mein utar jaati hai.. Zuban ka kya kabhi bi mukkar jaati hai…
764	I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that u can’t handle.
765	Chahta to tumhe do pal me hi apna bna leta..par kam ke karn busy tha..
766	Aache dost ko ruthane per hamesha manana chahiye kyonke…………. wo kamene hamare sare razz… jante hote hai.
767	Ansu humari ankho ki kaad me thai,Bas tumari yaad aye or inhe zamanat mil gai..
768	I Am Rich Because I Don’t Have Only MoNey,!!
769	Dil Cheer Ke DekH ….TeRa Hi NaaM likha HoGa..
770	प्यार का रिश्ता भी कितना अजीब होता है_ ##मिल जाये तो बातें लंबी और ##बिछड़ जायें तो यादें लंबी।
771	अब मैं कुछ नहीं हूँ! मैंने माना …Agar कल को मशहूर हो जाऊ तो कोई रिश्ता मत निकाल लेना…!!
772	Maine bhi badal diya hai zindagi ke rule ko….Ab jo yad karega vo hi yad rahega…
773	Ansu humari ankho ki keid me the,Bas tumari yaad aye or inhe zamanat mil gai..
774	ऐसा कोई Shehar नहीं, जहा अपना कहर नहीं, ऐसी कोई गली नहीं जहा अपनी चली नहीं..
775	Takleef to zindagi deti hai maut ko to log vase hi badnaam karte rehte hai!!
776	Chinta na karo hamesha Kush Raho..
777	Us pagli ko kya pta jis mandir me vo meri maut ki duaa karti hai..us mandir me jaan girvi rakhi hai use pane ke liye…
778	#Aap lehro ko to rokh nahi sakte, but terna sikh sakte hai.!
779	ना pimple वाली के लिये, ना dimple वाली के लिये, ये DP है सिर्फ अपनी simple वाली के लिये
	Whatsapp Sad Status
780	Never make someone a priority, when all you are to them is an option.
781	Everyone wants to be happy.No one wants to be sad and get pain.But you can’t make a rainbow without a little rain.
782	दिल तो करता हैं की रूठ जाऊँ कभी बच्चों की तरह फिर सोचता हूँ कि मनाएगा कौन….?
783	One of the hardest things in life is watching the person you love, love someone else.
784	Our sweetest songs are those that tell of the saddest thoughts.
785	204 countries,805 Islands,7 seas,7+ Billion people and I’m single!!!
786	Dear heart, please stop getting involved in Everything.Your job is just to pump blood,So stick to it.
787	Once upon a time I was falling in love, but now I’m only falling apart.
788	मैंने पूछा उनसे, भुला दिया मुझको कैसे..? चुटकियाँ बजा के वो बोली…ऐसे, ऐसे, ऐसे
789	हर रात जान बूझकर रखता हूँ दरवाज़ा खुला…शायद कोई लुटेरा मेरा गम भी लूट ले….
790	एक खेल रत्न उसको भी दे दो ,बड़ा अच्छा खेलती है वो दिल से
791	The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain.
792	नींद भी नीलाम हो जाती है बाज़ार -ए- इश्क में,किसी को भूल कर सो जाना, आसान नहीं होता !
793	एहसान किसी का वो रखते नहीं मेरा भी चुका दिया, जितना खाया था नमक मेरा, मेरे जख्मों पर लगा दिया.
794	I would rather die alone than to see a crowd attempting to talk me out of it; for they were not there when depression devoured my heart.
795	तुम अपने ज़ुल्म की इन्तेहाँ कर दो, फिर कोई हम सा बेजुबां मिले ना मिले…
796	टूट जायेंगी उसकी “ज़िद” की आदत उस वक़्त…जब मिलेगी ख़बर उनको की याद करने वाला अब याद बन गया है…
797	Everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.
798	बिना उसके दिल का हाल कैसे बतलाऊ…!! जैसे खाली बस्ता हो किसी नालायक बच्चे का…!!
799	Sometimes It’s better to be alone…No one can hurt you.
	Symbols Status Whatsapp
800	(*_*) (*_*; (+_+) (@_@) (@_@。 (＠_＠;)　＼(◎o◎)／！ Amazed
801	((+_+))　(+o+) (゜゜) (゜-゜) (゜.゜) (゜_゜) (゜_゜>) (゜レ゜) Confused
802	(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬──┬ ¯\_(ツ) ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ) (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
803	●＾o＾●） （＾ｖ＾） （＾ｕ＾） （＾◇＾） ( ^)o(^ ) (^O^) (^o^) (^○^) )^o^( (*^▽^*) (✿◠‿◠) Happy
804	(^^ゞ　(^_^;)　(-_-;)　(~_~;)　(・。・;)　(・_・;)　(・・;)　^^;　^_^; (#^.^#) (^ ^;) Nervous, embarrassed
805	^_^ (゜o゜) (^_^)/ (^O^)／ (^o^)／ (^^)/ (≧∇≦)/ (/◕ヮ◕)/ (^o^)丿 ∩( ・ω・)∩ ( ・ω・) ^ω^ Joyful
806	(^^)/~~~ (^_^)/~ (;_;)/~~~ (^.^)/~~~ ($・・)/~~~ (@^^)/~~~ (T_T)/~~~ (ToT)/~~~ Waving
807	＼(~o~)／ ＼(^o^)／ ＼(-o-)／ ヽ(^。^)ノ ヽ(^o^)丿 (*^0^*) Excited
808	（￣□￣；）°o° °O° :O o_O o_0 o.O (o.o) Surprised
809	(*^。^*) ^_^ (#^.^#) （＾－＾） Normal laugh
810	(ー_ー)!!　(-.-)　(-_-) ( 一一)　(；一_一) Shame
811	:* :^* ( ‘}{‘ ) Kiss, couple kissing
812	ヽ（´ー｀）┌　¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Mellow, shrug
813	(^。^)y-.。o○ (-。-)y-゜゜゜ Smoking
814	o/\o ^5 >_>^ ^<_< High five
815	(=^・^=)　(=^・・^=)　=^_^= Cat
816	(>_<) (>_<)> Troubled
817	((d[-_-]b)) Headphones
818	@}-;-‘— @>–>– Rose
819	(^_-) (^_-)-☆ Wink
	Whatsapp Status Hindi
820	तु है करीब तो डरना क्या । और ना हो तो जिना क्या ।
821	Din to kutto ke aate hey…Hamara to Zamana Ayega.
822	Stay संस्कारी
823	Zindagi Dhoop Hai, Aur Tu Mera Saaya.
824	dear crush… block karde mujhe. warna pyar ho jaega tujhe.
825	तेरे इश्क मे, ये दिवाना पागल हो गया.
826	शिकायत जिन्दगी से नही उनसे हे जो जिन्दगी में नही है.!”
827	LOL se nahi tere hoton se LAAL hona cahata ho.
828	मेरी आँखों में देखो तुम्हें, Exam की टेन्शन नज़र आयेगी.
829	Ittu si padhai nahi hui, aur exam aa gyi
830	क्या सुनाऊँ दौस्तो अपनी जिंदगी कि कहानी समंदर पर राज किया, फीर भी जिंदगी भर प्यासा रहा
831	Suchi Yaari Sab pe Bhaari
832	मुझमे खामीया बहुत सी होगी मगर, एक खूबी भी है मे कीसी से रीश्ता मतलब के लीये नही रखता
833	“मैं दो चींजो से डरता हुं एक तेरे रोने से और दुसरा तुझे खोने से…”
834	My Status: Sirf Naam he Kaafi Hai.
835	Dp? Ae ladki .. Dil Dekh Dil..!
836	Sab lOg bAdLe pEr tUm NaHi badLE
837	उदासी देख अपना ध्यान रखना कि मैं अब मुस्कुराने जा रहा हूँ…!
838	Duniya Paise Aur Power Se Chalti Hai, Aur Hum Stlyle Se.
839	“वो मुझे भूल ही गया होगा, इतनी मुदत कोई खफा नहीं रहता.”
	Nice Status For Whatsapp
840	How can i miss something i never had?
841	Thousands have lived without love, not one without water.
842	6 Peg Loading ..
843	Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.
844	Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.
845	All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They.
846	No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks.
847	God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me!
848	The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.
849	I’m thankful for every moment.
850	We’re still in the first minutes of the first day of the Internet revolution.
851	With love and patience, nothing is impossible.
852	Education is the movement from darkness to light.
853	Life is too short smile while you still have teeth…
854	Wise to resolve, and patient to perform.
855	Last seen 1980!
856	You affect the world by what you browse.
857	Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)
858	Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
859	My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
	Cool Status For Whatsapp For Girls
860	A GIRL gets what he can… but a WOMAN gets what he wants!
861	Is starting to like someone
862	I am not heartless – I am just stronger than you thought I was..
863	I woke up like this #Flawless !
864	Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
865	Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
866	I’m not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too
867	A girl’s prettiest curve is her smile!
868	I am a million dollar girl.
869	Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status
870	I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot
871	I smile every time a memory comes up and you are in it ..
872	Is starting to like someone
873	I never insult people I only tell them what they are.
874	I love my job only when I’m on vacation
875	I’m a princess, not because I have a Prince, but because my father is a King..
876	Six inches gap between Saree and Blouse is CULTURE. One inch gap between Jeans and Top is BESHARMI
877	A broken heart never heals. It just learns to live in pieces.
878	Girls work on their looks, not their minds, because they know boys are stupid.. but not blind.
879	A girl should be like a Butterfly…. Pretty to see and hard to catch….
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880	Eat -> Sleep -> Regret -> Repeat
881	Love is a better teacher than duty.
882	Knowledge is love and light and vision.
883	You may delay, but time will not.
884	Love is like an Air ..We can’t see it but! we can feel it.
885	There is “No” shortcut for Success. Keep Going Hard
886	The first wealth is health.
887	The lack of money is the root of all evil.
888	The science of today is the technology of tomorrow.
889	I still Love you but you don’t care
890	I love that feeling I get when I see your smile.
891	One person’s LOL is another’s WTF.
892	There’s only 1 thing 2 do 3 words 4 you – I Love U
893	8 The planet, 7 Continents, 209 Countries, 7 Seas, 8 Billion People and I my heart still beats for you.
894	Don’t wait for that moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
895	Fashion fades, only style remains the same.
896	Sometimes you write status not for all but for one
897	Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
898	Forever is a long time but I wouldn’t mind spending it all by your side.
899	The World is small and life is short, Spread smiles and shares peace.
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900	Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my whatsapp status…
901	Whattsapp status is loading
902	Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.
903	Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years… And then we met…!
904	Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he
905	People are like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.
906	The problem is that you think you’ve time!!
907	Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.
908	Good morning…let the stress begin
909	Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
910	Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else. …
911	Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .
912	I may be wrong…. but I Doubt it!!!
913	We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
914	My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity
915	Formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….
916	Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.
917	Don’t settle for good.Demand Great.
918	My parents are My world and I go to world tour daily
919	Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.
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920	We Men Want The Same Thing From Women That We Want From Underwear.some Support And Some Freedom
921	I M So Sweet, “Don’T Try Me ” Otherwise, U Have To Suffer From Diabetes !!!
922	उसके # दिलमें नही तो क्या, हुआ उसकी # ब्लॉकलिस्ट में तो है हम.
923	Doing Nothing Is Very Hard Thing To Do…you Never Know When To Finish
924	When It’s You Against Me, You Either Win Or You Die!!!
925	लड़कियों से गोल रोटियाँ बने ना बने, पर लड़को को गोल गोल घुमाने में इनका कोई मुकाबला नही
926	Light Travels Faster Than Sound…that’s Why People Appear Bright Until They Speak.
927	कुत्तों को देशी घी और लङकियों को सच्चा प्यार कभी हज़म नही होता
928	Girlfriend बनाने के बाद पता चला की साला, 100 रुपए से उपर की भी Chocolate आती है
929	वो जब तक गर्लफ्रेंड थी तब तक जान थी, शादी के बाद तो जानलेवा हो गयी
930	मौत और मोहोब्बत तो बस नाम से बदनाम है! असली दर्द तो ‘Slow Internet’ देता है!
931	1F YOU C4N R34D 7H15, YOU R34LLY N33D 2 G37 L41D
932	इज्जत‬ किया करो ‪‎हमारी‬, वरना ‪#‎Girlfriend‬ पटा लेंगे तुम्हारी.
933	When I Actually Die Some People Are Going To Get Really Haunted
934	I Want To Kill The Hottest Person Alive… But Suicide Is A Crime! All Guys Hate The Words Don’t And Stop Unless They’re Put Together
935	I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day? Do Not Drink And Drive Or You Might Spill The Drink
936	तुम भी कीसी रुठी हुई महेबुबा से कम नही हो इन्टरनेट, बडी मुस्कील से गुजारे है तुमारे बीना 5-6 दीन
937	In Victory, You Deserve Champagne. In Defeat You Need It.
938	Life Is Short – Eat Fast!
939	Why Do Stores That Are Open 24/7 Have Locks On Their Doors?
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940	Don’t take my kindness as a sign of my weakness..
941	Life is too short to spend your time with people who suck the happiness out of you
942	If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.
943	If attitude kills…. I am the weapon of mass destruction…..
944	Don’t talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.
945	I never make the same mistake twice. Three, four times maybe. But never twice.
946	The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.
947	Your attitude is like a price tag, it shows how valuable you are.
948	People laugh at me becoz i am different and i laugh becoz they all are same.
949	I am AWESOME…. don’t Question it, deal with it..
950	May my enemies live a long life to see my success.
951	I’m not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME !
952	Having a girl friend is a cute thing,But I’m already committed with my #bed and #rajai.
953	The Man With BeArD will never Look Weird
954	My style is like Amazon.. everyone says “Aur dikhao aur dikhao” ♡♡
955	I don’t need your attitude I have one of my own
956	You treated me like an OPTION, so i left you like a CHOICE ♡
957	I am not failed, my success is just postponed.
958	God gives all birds their food but does not drop it into their nest.
959	Dear God, thanks for making me special. B-)
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960	I don’t change , i just grew up. You should try it once
961	Status under construction of life
962	फिर से मुझे मिट्टी में खेलने दे ऐ जिन्दगी, ये साफ़ सुथरी ज़िन्दगी, उस मिट्टी से ज्यादा गन्दी है ।
963	Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing…
964	“कल उसका फोन आया और बहोत अकड़ के बोली – “भूल जाना मुझे” मैंने कहा – “अबेय पहेले नाम तो बता अपना कौन है तू””
965	कमाल करते है हमसे जलन रखने वाले, महफिले खुदकी सजाते है और चर्चे हमारे करते है…
966	Born with winner Quality’s LEGENDS don’t die.. I am a LIVING EXAMPLE!
967	कुंडली में “Shani”, मन में “Money” और हम से “Dushmani” तीनों हानीकारक है…
968	जीवन में नफरतों में क्या रखा है, मोहब्बत से जीना सीखो यारों… क्यूंकि, ये दुनिया न तो मेरा घर है और न तुम्हारा ठिकाना…
969	बुरे है हम तभी तो जी रहे है, अच्छे लोगों को दुनिया कहां जीने देती है ?
970	When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.
971	I don’t need to explain myself, I know I’m right.
972	Stop checking my status! Go Get A Life
973	मेरी हस्ती को तुम क्या पहचानोगे, हजारो मशहूर हो गए मुझे बदनाम करते करते ।
974	लोगो के ब्लडग्रुप में (+) और (–) आता है, हमारे ब्लडग्रुप में, #Attitude# आता है !!!
975	Two fundamentals of cool life – Walk like you are the king OR walk like you don’t care, who is the king
976	Don’t Copy My Style.
977	तकलीफ कि इन्तेहा तो तब है, जब लोग जिंदा रहे और रिश्ते मर जाये…
978	Someone Asked me what is UR attitude… then i simply replied… “BEING SINGLE IS MY ATTITUDE.”
979	कुछ न उखाड़ सकोंगे तुम हमसे दुश्मनी करके, हमें बर्बाद करना चाहते हो तो, हमसे मोहब्बत कर लो…
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980	How come wrong numbers are never busy?
981	Time is precious waste it wisely.
982	Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
983	Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine.
984	Never give people permission to disrespect you.
985	When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours!!
986	There are two type of people winner and Losser,Winner always Working Hard,Losser Always try to shortcut for win.
987	DRINK TRIPLE, SEE DOUBLE AND ACT SINGLE.
988	I am not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I am right.
989	Your whatsapp status say’s online… If your online then, why aren’t you msg me!
990	Your looks don’t make you Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful.
991	Going to Macdonald for a salad is like going to prostitute for a hug.
992	Live, Laugh, Love.
993	Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.
994	life is simple if we are simple.
995	Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, you must keep moving.
996	I will win, not immediately but definitely.
997	Never too busy to be happy.
998	Had a really great ‘Night Out’ last night, according to my police report.
999	Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile…Smile please!
1000	Work until you don’t have to, introduce yourself.